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Reddit, whats your best “No time to explain, let’s go,” story?(r/AskReddit)
> I dare say, one of the local riffraff from down by the station has been chasing me all the way home! I only have a single hundred-dollar-bill on me, too! That’s barely pocket change! Anyway, if you would go dispatch him somehow, dear brother, I would be most grateful. Don’t forget the peasant-hunting helmet, it’s next to the solid-gold tennis rackets and the basket with our cheap Tourbillons.