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I am an 18 year old boy who lives in a house that has slides from floor to floor(r/IAmA)
I’d like to formally request the following:
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Purchase a Jigsaw Mask for you and 6 of your siblings
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Give a video camera to your remaining trusted sibling, and have him/her hide in a location visible to your 2nd floor slide landing pad.
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Shortly before your parents are coming home, the 7 siblings will put on the masks, and start continuously descending the slides, and then running upstairs to create an infinite loop.
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In unison, each sibling should repeatedly, yet quietly, chant: “Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.”
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Video tape the reactions of your parents.
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Post that video.