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How do other men deal with “grooming” personal areas of their bodies? [NSFW](r/AskReddit)
This is all you need www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroom-7100-BG20…
Stand in the tub, ample lighting, pre-shower. After the deed, collect your trimmings with damp TP, fire up the shower to rinse you and the trimmer (and send those stray bits a hair straight to their drainy hell).