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My boss bought me a new toaster after I broke mine at work. This is now on every sandwich I make.(r/funny)
I brought a bucket of bagels for everyone but knew we didn’t have a toaster so I brought mine ($9 Walmart toaster) and it somehow managed to blow the electrical outlets in half the kitchen mid bagel. My boss was giving it to me as a gag gift (it also doubled as a birthday gift). We are also both female. And yes I toast EVERY sandwich! It’s just my way.
Link to toaster: www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions-Penis-Novelty-Toa…