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What common misconception about your job would you like to clear up?(r/AskReddit)
Porn writer.
We’re generally no kinkier than the average person. We’re not particularly oversexed. We’re just better at knowing what pushes your buttons, and coming up with alternative ways to say, ‘He fucked her really well. Like, damn.’
EDIT: Thanks to the flood of people hitting up my inbox, I figure I should point out that you can get one of my books on Smashwords for free for the whole of May. Check it out, if you like, or take a look at my other stuff on Amazon.</BlatantSelfPromotion>