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You’ll never be this white(r/pics)
No, fuck you guys with your “i’m going to break your hand to show you how manly i am” handshake. You can shake someones hand and not seem like a pussy without attempting to break it. It’s called getting a “Firm Grip”.
I have decent sized hands and Popeye-shaped forearms, and I keep one of these(No. 3) on my desk. Whenever I run into some asshole who tries the “supermanly shake” I make a point of pulling their arm forward and squeezing until I see their face cringe.