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What’s the most bizarre thing you or someone you know has done in their sleep?(r/AskReddit)
I was having trouble sleeping and a doctor proscribed me Ambien. I took it, crashed out, woke up the next day feeling great. At about 2pm, the doorbell rang, and I answered–it was UPS. The package was addressed to me. Confused as hell, I started to open it, and saw a ton of blond hair. I immediately freaked out and started screaming to my roommate that someone sent me Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in a box. Turns out I ordered the Barbie Blond Styling Head. And shipped it to myself. Overnight.
Good job, me.