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What’ve you bought and instantly regretted?(r/AskReddit)
A Hot Dog leash. I don’t even have a dog.
www.neatoshop.com/product/Hot-Dog-Leash
Edit: I’ve received a bunch of messages from people asking for the leash since the site that I linked no longer carries it. Found a similar one on Amazon, but there are only 5 left. Order now!