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Girls: what romantic gift by your significant other was really awesome?(r/AskReddit)
For our first wedding anniversary, he bought me a cute heart-shaped necklace that opens up to a 64gb USB stick inside.
It’s a little heavy, but I use it all the time. People get really excited when they see me pull my necklace apart and stick it in a computer, and I feel like a spy from a movie or something.
EDIT: I went to sleep right after posting this so I had no idea it would blow up. Yes, it’s biggish, yes it is heavy if you’re not used to wearing much jewelry, but I wear large pendants fairly often and if it somehow clashes (it rarely does) I can always just put it in my pocket like a regular USB. I think he got it from etsy, but not from a “handmade” store, one of those not-totaly-etsy-legit resellers. www.amazon.com/Shiny-Crystal-Heart-Shape-Necklace/… is similar-ish.